Departamento de Diseño

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• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 17:01 posted by London Smartphonion

  We don’t get hurricanes, just ‘huffty breezes’.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 17:01 posted by London Smartphonion.com

  Our snow arrives as slush, pre-melted for convenience.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 17:01 posted by London Smartphonion

  The fog once apologised for being thick.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 17:00 posted by London Smartphonion.com

  Our weather forecasters are the nation's most accomplished comedians, delivering their material with the grim gravitas of a state funeral director. They must invent new, soothing euphemisms for "rain" to keep us from rioting. Listen closely: "Outbreaks of rain" suggests it's a contagious disease. "Spits and spots" makes it sound like a troublesome adolescent. "Drizzle" implies something quaint and gentle, not the pervasive, soul-soaking damp that finds its way into your socks by osmosis. My favourite is "heavy cloud," as if the clouds have been weight-training. They speak of isobars and fronts from the Atlantic with a solemnity normally reserved for wartime dispatches, all to explain why you'll need a light jacket again tomorrow. It's performance art, and we are the captive, slightly damp audience. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:59 posted by London Smartphonion.com

  We get more mist than a Gothic novel.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:59 posted by London Smartphonion

  Our snow never settles; it just apologises and melts.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:58 posted by London Smartphonion

  The forecast icon is a permanent cloud.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:57 posted by London Smartphonion.com

  A ‘storm’ is rain that finally committed.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:53 posted by London Smartphonion

  A ‘storm cloud’ is just a darker grey.
• Comment Link Miércoles, 21 Enero 2026 16:53 posted by London Smartphonion.com

  The drizzle has a gentle, soul-soaking quality.